Satire – Special Quiz on Pakistan

Jemima’s memoirs, Sharif’s symbol, halaal sex, and more.

[Picture by abro; text by Mayank Austen Soofi]

Mullah Radio is widely regarded as father of quiz shows in Pakistan. Here he presents 10 really original questions, prepared exclusively to freeze the intellectual curiosity of Pakistan Paindabad readers.

What is the title of Jemima Khan Goldsmith's autobiography she will never write?

My Life in Benetton Burqas
Khan I Grant
My Feudal Bowler

Which of these is not manufactured by Pakistan Army?

Cornflakes
Soaps
F-16 jets

What is the election symbol of Nawaz Sharif’s political party, PML-N?

Chappali Kebab
Paya-Nihari
Butter Naan

In 2007, which was the most frequently occurring headline in Pakistani newspapers?

Rawalpindi: Plot to assassinate Musharraf foiled
Karachi: Plot to assassinate Musharraf foiled
Islamabad: Plot to assassinate Musharraf foiled

Which is Benazir Bhutto's favrouite bedtime reading book?

Swiss Bank Accounts and Investment Management
Daughter of the Yeast
Easy-to-Use English-Urdu Speaking Dictionary

Which of these are the most prized possessions of NWFP noblemen?

Poppy flowers
Kalashnikovs
Young boys

Where do unmarried Pakistani cricketers go when they want sex?

Heera Mandi, La Whore
Le Meridian Hotel, New Delhi
Chinese Massage Parlours, Islamabad

Just how much is Pervez Musharraf in love with his country?

99.99001999 percent
99.99010999 percent
99.99100999 percent

According to Google, which phrase was googled most by Pakistani net users in 2007?

Halaal way to f***
Call girls in Karachi
Phone numbers of PIA air-hostesses

Which is the best blog on Pakistan?

Pakistan Paindabad
Pakistan Paindabad
Pakistan Paindabad