Thursday, December 13, 2007
Satire – Special Quiz on Pakistan
Jemima’s memoirs, Sharif’s symbol, halaal sex, and more.
[Picture by abro; text by Mayank Austen Soofi]
Mullah Radio is widely regarded as father of quiz shows in Pakistan. Here he presents 10 really original questions, prepared exclusively to freeze the intellectual curiosity of Pakistan Paindabad readers.
What is the title of Jemima Khan Goldsmith's autobiography she will never write?
My Life in Benetton Burqas
Khan I Grant
My Feudal Bowler
Which of these is not manufactured by Pakistan Army?
What is the election symbol of Nawaz Sharif’s political party, PML-N?
In 2007, which was the most frequently occurring headline in Pakistani newspapers?
Rawalpindi: Plot to assassinate Musharraf foiled
Karachi: Plot to assassinate Musharraf foiled
Islamabad: Plot to assassinate Musharraf foiled
Which is Benazir Bhutto's favrouite bedtime reading book?
Swiss Bank Accounts and Investment Management
Daughter of the Yeast
Easy-to-Use English-Urdu Speaking Dictionary
Which of these are the most prized possessions of NWFP noblemen?
Where do unmarried Pakistani cricketers go when they want sex?
Heera Mandi, La Whore
Le Meridian Hotel, New Delhi
Chinese Massage Parlours, Islamabad
Just how much is Pervez Musharraf in love with his country?
According to Google, which phrase was googled most by Pakistani net users in 2007?
Halaal way to f***
Call girls in Karachi
Phone numbers of PIA air-hostesses
Which is the best blog on Pakistan?